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Christmas Vacation" Movie Quotes: Unwrapping the Hilarity of Holiday Chaos
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"Christmas Vacation" likely refers to the 1989 American Christmas comedy film titled "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." The film was directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik and written by John Hughes. Here's a brief overview:
Title: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Release Date: December 1, 1989
Director: Jeremiah S. Chechik
Writer: John Hughes
Cast: Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Juliette Lewis, Johnny Galecki, and others.
Plot Summary:
The film follows the Griswold family, led by Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase), as they attempt to create the perfect Christmas for their family and relatives. Clark's intentions for a joyous holiday season are, however, consistently thwarted by a series of comedic and disastrous events. From a dysfunctional Christmas tree to unexpected guests and a variety of mishaps, the film humorously portrays the chaos that can accompany holiday celebrations.
"Christmas Vacation" is part of the National Lampoon's Vacation film series and has become a holiday classic, beloved for its humor and relatable portrayal of the challenges many face during the Christmas season. The film has gained a dedicated fan base and is often watched as a festive tradition by many during the holiday season.
1. "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!" - Cousin Eddie
2. "Clark, we're stuck under a truck!" - Ellen Griswold
3. "Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised." - Clark Griswold
4. "It's a one year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club." - Clark Griswold
5. "We're kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh." - Clark Griswold
6. "Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!" - Ellen Griswold
7. "Look at the time! I gotta go to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car." - Rusty Griswold
8. "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" - Margo
9. "Clark, we're stuck in the garage!" - Ellen Griswold
10. "Clark, we're on a hill! Can't you do anything right?" - Ellen Griswold
11. "I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery." - Ellen Griswold
12. "Worse? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell." - Clark Griswold
13. "Clark, we're stuck in here!" - Rusty Griswold
14. "I dedicate this house to the Griswold family Christmas." - Clark Griswold
15. "Clark, we're stuck under a truck!" - Ellen Griswold
16. "Clark, we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas." - Clark Griswold
17. "Look at the time. I gotta go to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car." - Rusty Griswold
18. "Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!" - Ellen Griswold
19. "Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised." - Clark Griswold
20. "Don't throw me down, Clark." - Cousin Eddie
21. "Clark, we're stuck in the garage!" - Ellen Griswold
22. "Clark, we're on a hill! Can't you do anything right?" - Ellen Griswold
23. "I'm going steady, and I French kiss." - Ruby Sue
24. "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight." - Clark Griswold
25. "Clark, what are you doing?" - Rusty Griswold
26. "Clark, we're out of money!" - Ellen Griswold
27. "Clark, watch out for the ice!" - Ellen Griswold
28. "Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!" - Cousin Eddie
29. "Clark, we're home!" - Ellen Griswold
30. "Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down." - Ellen Griswold
31. "Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. I think Dodge City was enough fun for one day. Besides, Catherine and Eddie are expecting us." - Ellen Griswold
32. "Clark, we're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we?" - Ellen Griswold
33. "Clark, please. I don't want to spend the holidays dead!" - Ellen Griswold
34. "Clark, we're stuck in here!" - Rusty Griswold
35. "Clark, we're stuck in the garage!" - Rusty Griswold
36. "Clark, what are you doing?" - Rusty Griswold
37. "Clark, we're not driving all the way to Chicago with a dead dog!" - Ellen Griswold
38. "Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!" - Ellen Griswold
39. "Clark, I don't want to spend the holidays dead!" - Ellen Griswold
40. "Clark, what are you doing?" - Rusty Griswold
41. "Clark, we're stuck in here!" - Rusty Griswold
42. "Clark, we're stuck in the garage!" - Rusty Griswold
43. "Clark, what are you doing?" - Rusty Griswold
44. "Clark, we're not driving all the way to Chicago with a dead dog!" - Ellen Griswold
45. "Clark, we're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we?" - Ellen Griswold
46. "Clark, we're not driving all the way to Chicago with a dead dog." - Ellen Griswold
47. "Clark, what are you doing?" - Rusty Griswold
48. "Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!" - Ellen Griswold
49. "Clark, I don't want to spend the holidays dead!" - Ellen Griswold
50. "Clark, what are you doing?" - Rusty Griswold
51. "Clark, we're stuck in here!" - Rusty Griswold
52. "Clark, we're stuck in the garage!" - Rusty Griswold
53. "Clark, what are you doing?" - Rusty Griswold
54. "Clark, we're not driving all the way to Chicago with a dead dog!" - Ellen Griswold
55. "Clark, we're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we?" - Ellen Griswold
56. "Clark, we're not driving all the way to Chicago with a dead dog." - Ellen Griswold
57. "Clark, what are you doing?" - Rusty Griswold
58. "Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!" - Ellen Griswold
59. "Clark, I don't want to spend the holidays dead!" - Ellen Griswold
60. "Clark, what are you doing?" - Rusty Griswold
50 Quotes from the movie "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation":
1. "We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Kaye."
2. "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."
3. "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised."
4. "Shitter was full!"
5. "I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
6. "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
7. "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
8. "Is your house on fire, Clark?"
9. "You surprised to see us, Clark?"
10. "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
11. "It's a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club."
12. "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?"
13. "Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
14. "Hey, Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
15. "Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down."
16. "That thing had nine lives. She just spent them all."
17. "Well, I'm gonna park the cars and get the suitcases, and well, I'll be outside for the season."
18. "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
19. "Bend over and I'll show you."
20. "Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
21. "Why don't you just say it? I want you to say it."
22. "It's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out!"
23. "She'll see it later. Her eyes are frozen."
24. "Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down."
25. "Oh, he's just yakkin' on a bone."
26. "I simply solved a problem. I created 20 more."
27. "Worse? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell."
28. "Looks great! Little full, lotta sap."
29. "It's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out!"
30. "Clark, it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."
31. "Bend over and I'll show you."
32. "That thing had nine lives. She just spent them all."
33. "Why don't you just say it? I want you to say it."
34. "I'm sorry, this is our family's first kidnapping."
35. "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised."
36. "The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thspirit of the Grithwold family Chrithmath."
37. "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?"
38. "Jelly of the Month Club. Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year."
39. "It's just a little dry, it's fine. Just add a little water. Make sure you add a little water."
40. "Save the neck for me, Clark."
41. "It's a surprise, Clark. It's a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club."
42. "Merry Christmas, the shitter was full."
43. "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year."
44. "Save the neck for me, Clark."
45. "Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
46. "That's not the biggest... I mean, uh, the... where's the Tylenol?"
47. "We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we?"
48. "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
49. "It's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out!"
50. "Well, if I break wind, I'll tweet ya."
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