Funny Love Quotes

"I love you more than pizza. And that's saying a lot."

"Love is a two-way street, but I prefer the highway to your heart."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"You're my favorite notification."

"My love for you is like a fart, it just keeps growing and growing."

"You're the cheese to my macaroni."

"If I had to choose between you and chocolate, I'd choose you. But it would be a really difficult decision."

"I love you more than my dog, and that's saying something."

"I can't keep calm because I'm crazy in love with you."

"You're the only person I want to be stuck in an elevator with."

"You're the avocado to my toast."

"If love is a battlefield, then you're my warzone."

"I love you more than a hipster loves his beard."

"You complete me like a missing puzzle piece."

"I love you to the moon and back, but if Elon Musk starts colonizing Mars, we might have to redefine that."

"I want to grow old with you, but I don't want to look old."

"You're my lobster."

"I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye."

"I'm so in love with you, I don't even need a filter on our selfies."

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."

"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."

"I love you more than a cat loves its nap."

"I love you more than a unicorn loves glitter."

"I love you more than my phone, but don't make me prove it."

"You're my sunshine on a cloudy day."

"I love you more than my bed, but don't make me prove it."

"You're the bacon to my eggs."

"I love you more than a sloth loves naps."

"I love you more than Netflix."

"You're the sprinkles to my ice cream cone."

"I love you more than a dog loves its bone."

"You're the cheese to my pizza."

"I love you more than a kid loves candy."

"I love you more than a bear loves honey."

"You're the cherry on top of my sundae."

"I love you more than a bee loves flowers."

"You're my favorite notification."

"I love you more than a fish loves water."

"You're the salsa to my chips."

"I love you more than a plant loves sunlight."

"You're the yin to my yang."

"I love you more than a hamster loves its wheel."

"You're the milk to my cookies."

"I love you more than a seagull loves French fries."

"You're the ketchup to my fries."

"I love you more than a penguin loves ice."

"You're the butter to my bread."

"I love you more than a bird loves its nest."

"You're the jelly to my PB&J."

"I love you more than a dolphin loves water."

"You're the salt to my pepper."

"I love you more than a bee loves its queen."

"You're the whipped cream to my pie."